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Pirates o' the Tennessean Jokes

Arrr! Our best pirate jokes —

Where do pirates go to borrow money? The prawnbroker

What kind of fish can make a pirate hear better? A herring aid.

How much money does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear

What’s a pirate’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune

What’s a pirate’s favorite dessert? Octo pie

Where do you find a down and out octopus? On squid row

Where does a pirate go to measure how heavy whales are? To the whale weigh station

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships

What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader

What’s a pirate’s favorite fish game? Salmon says

What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject? Arrhrithmetic

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrhtichokes

What’s a pirate’s favorite science fiction character? Arrh2D2

When a pirate has to fly somewhere, what does he take? An arrhplane

When a pirate has to drive somewhere, what does he take? A carrh

Why couldn’t the pirate get into the theater? The movie he wanted to see was rated arrrrrrr!

What is the lamest pirate hobby? GARrrrrdening!

How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked? They watch Sea-span!

How do you know if you are a Pirate? You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!

Who is a pirate's favorite magician? HARRRRRrrrry Pottarrrrrr!!